Don’t take any guff from these swines!!

I may possibly have had swine flu last week. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be really. Just like having normal flu. Not even a bad flu to be honest. I was out of action for two days and then felt pretty much fine (fine enough to go and party hard at the weekend anyhow)

Anyone out there who’s worried about swine flu, don’t be! It’s all sensationalist media hype and worst-case-scenario hypotheses

Unless of course you’re elderly, have an existing medical problem or a baby

In which case you’re fucked…