Not difficult really is it? I don’t mind so much if you get the order wrong but come on, don’t flat out refuse that you might have made a mistake (which I saw him making, twice) and then get aggressive when I call you up on it. It’s just a good job I also like rum!

Anyhow, I don’t usually go out wearing a wasitcoat. This particular weekend was a night out in Brighton for my good friends Mr. and Mrs. Brand’s joint birthday. Theme was lord and ladies. I turned up as an Edwardian gentleman. I got a little bit too into the idea of using a walking cane