It doesn’t matter where I go or who I’m with, I am always the last person to get food I’ve ordered when out for a meal. It’s ridiculous! Every single time! This pub nearly made us late for a special screening of Elf in a pop-up screen before Christmas. You’ll be glad to know I left the bowl outside the cinema and it was still there afterwards so I returned it. What a gent.

Anyway, here’s a clip from Elf